Dear ladies and gentleman,
I would like to apologize for myself and the entire "TEST BARN" CREW for calling in sick last week. We all went as a group to see and support our good friend Larry and his two partners, make their comic debut last Friday night as "THE THREE GUYS FROM HOBOKEN", but before the night was over, we all found ourselves locked up behind bars for disturbing the peace and inciting a riot. Even Mr. Ed was arrested! Although charges against him were later dropped. I personally think he was arrested, because he would not shut up! and when arresting him did not work they released him, just to get him out of there. Plus they really had nothing on him, he wasn't with us when the riot started. It was Mr.Curly, Moe, Larry, Myself and some of CREW loading the equipment and what was left of the food from the after party into the van. When this really drunk guy pulls up and starts honking his horn for us to move out of his way. It was at that point Moe tells the guy that it will take just a couple of more minutes for us to finish or if he was in a hurry, that he could go out the other way. Well the guy shuts off his car and him and four of his buddies get out and start talking a bunch crap to Moe and Mr. Curly, who happens to be loading a huge crate of his pies left over from the party(if you have not been following the story Mr. Curly is known as the "Pie King" in the catering business). The guy then starts to move towards Moe and thinking he is going to hit him, Mr. Curly takes a pie and throws it at him. But the guy is so drunk, he stumbles and falls and the pie hits a guy that is just walking by on his way out to his car. Well this guy is really pissed and really big and not sure who hit him with the pie. So thinking quickly i start yelling that it was one of the guys that got out of the car. Just then the movie theater accross the street lets out and there are people every where and pies flying every where. That is when the Police showed up and hauled us off to jail. The publicity and the headlines in the paper the next day, have made Moe, Larry, Mr. Curly famous and gave them a name. You may have seen the paper? It read "3 Stooges at Center of Uptown Riot"? The boys have even been invited to be on David Letterman and their act is booked solid through holidays as "The Three Stooges". So i am not sure how much we will see of Larry anymore? Hopefully he will continue working at the Test Barn, at least till they take thier act on the road!
At this point, i would like to ANNOUNCE that due to our dismal performance at the betting windows in our last episode, we have decided that starting with the next episode a change of format for the show was in order, at least for the time being and today we are making a Challenge to anybody in the Sim to a Four Race Handicapping Contest next week(3735) against Mr. Ed
and are offering 100CREDITS to the challenger who beats him. All the picks will be part of next week's episode and will need to be in as soon as possible after Saturday's entries are drawn(Wednesday 6pm) and the results posted the following week. Below i have picked four race tracks & races at random(week-3735)
:
UTAH- RACE #1
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA- RACE #2
SPAIN- RACE #3
NEW SOUTH WALES- RACE #4
The first person to private messenger me(testbarn) with their four picks(1 in each race) and stable name the credits are to be paid to if won, is the challenger.
Scoring is as follows: 1st=5pts 2nd=3pts 3rd=1pt
***Winner has most points total after four races
NOW FOR THIS WEEK'S TIPS FROM THE TEST BARN:
SAVE YOUR MONEY! GAMBLING IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL! OOOPS SORRY! WRONG SCRIPT...
HOLD ON ONE SECOND......OH, HERE IT IS
race #3728.4714 horse #7 exacta #s 7-4-2
race #3728.4315 horse #6 exacta #s 6-5-3
